Fusion has to have the gas tank removed

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
12/09/2015 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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So this is the loaner they gave us.

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Why??

Would a Fusion or Focus be too much to ask, not a van? At least it’s a loaded Titanium with a big glass roof.


DISCUSSION (55)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:48

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Is it kinda fun to drive? I drove the old Transit Connect before and I kinda loved it.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:49

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I like it. I want one.

I know, I know...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:53

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I respect these, because they are the minivaniest minivans out there. It baffles me why Ford insists that they are not minivans.

Is it a van?

Yes.

Is it a comparatively small van?

Yes.

Then it’s a minivan!


Kinja'd!!! DKerstan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:53

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I’m assuming that this is related to the recall they put out a few weeks back, I was unaware that the fix was ready yet. How long did they say it is going to take?


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:54

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I thought it was technically a Focus


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:57

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Is it comfortable?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/09/2015 at 13:58

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I haven't driven it yet, my dad sent me a picture saying this was the loaner.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 13:59

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Transits are cool tho


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > DKerstan
12/09/2015 at 13:59

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Unrelated as far as I know, that effected the previous gen model. Ours is a 2014 that just reeks of gas in the garage.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Roundbadge
12/09/2015 at 14:01

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Apparently they're fun to drive, just sorta awkward looking. Especially in Santa Claus red.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Wacko
12/09/2015 at 14:01

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True.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > punkgoose17
12/09/2015 at 14:02

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No idea, haven't driven or rode in it yet.


Kinja'd!!! DKerstan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:02

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Oh ok, well hopefully they get your problem fixed!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:04

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Probably a unit they ordered by mistake, or had a customer order then cancel on, so they put it into loaner duty.

That way they can put some miles on it, Ford gets a sale, and the dealer can sell it as a certified pre-owned in a few months/miles.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:05

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They are missing the sales game that is loaner cars.

If someone comes in in a bare-bones Focus, if you like them, give them a Fusion, if you don’t shame them with a loaded Focus (because really all of your loaners should be loaded.)

Same for the Fusion, give them a Taurus SEL or Edge or a hyper-loaded Fusion.

The idea is to upsell.

Plus when they come out of loaner status, you can sell them at a healthy discount, so the loaded one’s make sense as you can usually keep the sale-price up and therefore higher profits.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:05

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I normally like the transit, but this one is pretty ugly. Maybe it’s just the angle...


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:06

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Rode in a Transit Connect Titanium a few months ago, one of the worst brand new vehicles I’ve been inside of in a long time.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 14:07

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Oh joy..


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 14:07

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Transit Connect

Transit’s are full sized.

I would have let it slide but you insulted Billy Joel. LOL


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:07

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No argument there. I just love the idea of a small-footprint vehicle with that much utility. I don’t even have a good reason to have one, like a litter of kids or a business to operate out of it...I just love the idea.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
12/09/2015 at 14:08

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I was honesty expecting my dad to come home with an Edge or Fusion. Maybe a Focus. Not in a million years a Transit Connect.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:09

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It was ungodly slow, uncomfortable, and ugly lol

seats sucked. Harsh ride.

Didn’t help that ours was an ugly metallic goldish color


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:11

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I love those. They're not 'fun' but they're the best utility haulers out there for most people. If they were just slightly longer so you could get 4x8 sheets in there I'd own one today.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:12

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That’s the most ridiculous loaner I’ve ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:14

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I have a friend with a Transit Connect in that color. It’s the weirdest color/car combo I think I’ve seen. He’s had it for months and it still seems to clash with itself.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > spanfucker retire bitch
12/09/2015 at 14:15

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Exactly my thought!


Kinja'd!!! AkursedX > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:21

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I like those. Its high on the list to replace my wife’s Mazda 5 when its time it up. They have crazy amounts of room in them and should still get decent mileage.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
12/09/2015 at 14:27

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Exactly. I had an MB loaner a few months ago that was loaded with the lighting package, upgraded speaker package, driver assist package, panoramic roof etc. The person giving me the loaner told me “Oh yeah we load them up to get you interested in upgrading”. Made perfect sense and it worked lol.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > AkursedX
12/09/2015 at 14:29

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Looking for a quick divorce eh?


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:34

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I would think your dad would be anti-van at this point.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 14:39

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Connect? Hows about yous connect the fucks I have to give with the infinite vacuum of space because I’m all out of ‘em!!!

/comeatmebro


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 14:48

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How about your Transit yourself the F OUTTA HERE

And I’m not your BRO, GUY!


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 14:50

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Enjoy the garbage. I literally cringe every single time one of these come back at the dealership. Awful.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 14:55

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HEY. I’m not your guy, pal.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:10

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HEY, I’m not your pal, FRIEND


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:11

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Listen here, I’m not your friend, buddy


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:13

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Whoa whoa WHOA I’m not your buddy CHAMP


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:14

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I’m not your champ, compadre


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:16

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I’m not your compadre, Sport


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:20

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PAY ATTENTION! I’m not your sport, comrade


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:21

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Oh hell no, I’m no commie comrade - mate


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:23

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I ain’t yer mate, matey.

Arrrrg


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:24

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y’argg shiver me timbers, I be no matey, I’m the CAPTAIN....Tiger


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:26

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*shudders*

I’m not your tiger, dude.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2015 at 15:32

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/loaner-time-17…


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 15:48

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I’m not your dude and I don’t know where your car is, chum


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 15:59

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Dammit I’m not your chum, broseph.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 16:03

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I’m not your broseph, cuz


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 16:06

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I’m not your cuz, homie.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
12/09/2015 at 16:09

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I’m not your homie, gangsta


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2015 at 16:18

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you two kids have waaaaaay too much time on your hands


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
12/09/2015 at 22:14

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Hey back outta this, mister.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/10/2015 at 14:30

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I think these are a fantastic minivan alternative.


Kinja'd!!! P5guy now GTIguy > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/10/2015 at 18:35

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What was wrong with the Fusion ?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > P5guy now GTIguy
12/10/2015 at 19:28

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Every time my mom parked in the garage it reeked of gasoline, as well as some interior trim issues and needing an oil change/tire rotation.